Project Team Thought Process

Wednesday, September 19, 2007 , Posted by Parth Barot at 3:23 PM

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One Month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

10) System Administrator is only person who thinks women can deliver healthy baby in nine month. he he he ... !!!! J

One hydrogen atom says "I think I lost an electron". The other hydrogen atom asks "Are you sure?" - "Yeah! I'm positive".

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