Out-Of-Office E-Mail Auto-Replies...

Monday, February 23, 2009 , Posted by Parth Barot at 9:04 PM

Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Reply:

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to

get the position.Be prepared for my mood.

2: I'm not really out of the office.I'm just ignoring you.

3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the

office.If I was in,chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed

so that,I may be promoted to management.

5: I will be unable to delete all the unread,worthless emails you send me

until I return from vacation on 4/18.Please be patient and your mail will

be deleted in the order it was received.

6: Thank you for your email.Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the

first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

7: The email server is unable to verify your server connection and is

unable to deliver this message.Please restart your computer and try sending

again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return,you can see how many

in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing

system.You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply

in approximately 19 weeks.

9: Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.I

am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.

10: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me.Please wait by your PC

for my response.

11: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to

leave me any messages.

12: I've run away to join a different circus.


13: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.

When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.

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