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Words women use...
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Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
Words of wisdom: Daily Survival Kit...
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Today, I am giving you a DAILY SURVIVAL KIT
To help you each day............
Toothpick ... To remind you to pick the good qualities in everyone,including yourself.
Rubber band ... To remind you to be flexible. Things might not always go the way you want, but it can be worked out.
Band-Aid ... To remind you to heal hurt feelings, either yours or someone else's.
Eraser ... To remind you everyone makes mistakes. That's okay, we learn by our errors.
Candy Kiss ... To remind you everyone needs a hug or a compliment everyday.
Mint ... To remind you that you are worth a mint to your family & Me.
Bubble Gum ... To remind you to stick with it and you can accomplish anything.
Pencil ... To remind you to list your blessings every day.
Tea Bag ... To remind you to take time to relax daily.
This is what makes life worth living every minute, every day
Wishing you love, gratitude, friends to cherish, caring, sharing, laughter, music, and warm feelings in your heart.
To help you each day............
Toothpick ... To remind you to pick the good qualities in everyone,including yourself.
Rubber band ... To remind you to be flexible. Things might not always go the way you want, but it can be worked out.
Band-Aid ... To remind you to heal hurt feelings, either yours or someone else's.
Eraser ... To remind you everyone makes mistakes. That's okay, we learn by our errors.
Candy Kiss ... To remind you everyone needs a hug or a compliment everyday.
Mint ... To remind you that you are worth a mint to your family & Me.
Bubble Gum ... To remind you to stick with it and you can accomplish anything.
Pencil ... To remind you to list your blessings every day.
Tea Bag ... To remind you to take time to relax daily.
This is what makes life worth living every minute, every day
Wishing you love, gratitude, friends to cherish, caring, sharing, laughter, music, and warm feelings in your heart.
Quotes to think upon...
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I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
I do not know which makes a man more conservative—to know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past.
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.
Dance like it hurts,/ Love like you need money,/ Work when people are watching.
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
I do not know which makes a man more conservative—to know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past.
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.
Dance like it hurts,/ Love like you need money,/ Work when people are watching.
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.
Today's Quotes...
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
:)
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
:)
Pics: Life is so Beautiful
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GooD MorninG...
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The Most difficult thing in life is to know "yourself"...
Great Quotes...
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" In tough times, u will always find two hands eagerly waiting 2 help you & those hands will be your own hands" Believe in yourself…God will help too.
You get treated in life the way you teach people to treat you.
- by Wayne W. Dyer
The most practical, beautiful, workable philosophy in the
world won't work - if you won't.
"Extending 1 hand to help somebody has more value, rather than joining two hands for prayer"
Don't complain about others.Change yourself if u want peace .It is easier to protect Your Feet with slippers than to carpet the earth !
Soldier: " Sir, we are surrounded from all sides by enemies",
Major:"Excellent! Now We can attack in any direction "
'Attitude is What Life is All About'
Life has no pause botton ! Dreams have no expiry date! Time takes no holiday! Live life based on these principles. Think well, Live simple & be happy.
Do you Know Why the Car's WINDSHIELD is so large & the REARVIEW Mirror is Small?Coz ur PAST is not as Important
as your FUTURE .So, Look Ahead & Move on.???
Don't make your feelings like garden so that every one walks on it.
Make it like a sky so that every one wishes to touch it.!!!
If people start criticisng U, Hurting U, Shouting at U,Dont be bothered!
Coz in any game spectators make noise, Not the player So just play.
When a man has put a limit on what he will do,
he has put a limit in what he can do.
- Charles M. Schwab
Inspiration exists, but it has to find you working.
- Pablo Picasso
What one man can do himself directly is but little.
If however he can stir up ten others to take up the
task he has accomplished much.
- Wilbur Wright
We must take the current when it serves, or lose our venture.
- William Shakespeare
The right attitude and one arm will beat the wrong attitude and two arms every time.
- David Schwartz
Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path,
if you are only willing to listen.
- Jimmy Buffett
Success creates crowd around us , Loneliness creates space within us, But tough times in life will create the true person in Us..
Hightly civilized quote at Tokyo bus stand:
"Only bus stops here, not time.So don't waste your time, keep moving with your duties.?"
My Message To the World:-"If you Like Me , Raise Your Hand.
If Not , Raise Your Standards…."
-Napolean wrote on wall of his palace
Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope,
not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything.
- by Napoleon Hill
There are 3 D's in life:Desire ,Determination & Dedication you need
all 3 to go somewhere but it all starts with 4th D "Dream"
Wake up to chase above 3 D's.
You get treated in life the way you teach people to treat you.
- by Wayne W. Dyer
The most practical, beautiful, workable philosophy in the
world won't work - if you won't.
"Extending 1 hand to help somebody has more value, rather than joining two hands for prayer"
Don't complain about others.Change yourself if u want peace .It is easier to protect Your Feet with slippers than to carpet the earth !
Soldier: " Sir, we are surrounded from all sides by enemies",
Major:"Excellent! Now We can attack in any direction "
'Attitude is What Life is All About'
Life has no pause botton ! Dreams have no expiry date! Time takes no holiday! Live life based on these principles. Think well, Live simple & be happy.
Do you Know Why the Car's WINDSHIELD is so large & the REARVIEW Mirror is Small?Coz ur PAST is not as Important
as your FUTURE .So, Look Ahead & Move on.???
Don't make your feelings like garden so that every one walks on it.
Make it like a sky so that every one wishes to touch it.!!!
If people start criticisng U, Hurting U, Shouting at U,Dont be bothered!
Coz in any game spectators make noise, Not the player So just play.
When a man has put a limit on what he will do,
he has put a limit in what he can do.
- Charles M. Schwab
Inspiration exists, but it has to find you working.
- Pablo Picasso
What one man can do himself directly is but little.
If however he can stir up ten others to take up the
task he has accomplished much.
- Wilbur Wright
We must take the current when it serves, or lose our venture.
- William Shakespeare
The right attitude and one arm will beat the wrong attitude and two arms every time.
- David Schwartz
Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path,
if you are only willing to listen.
- Jimmy Buffett
Success creates crowd around us , Loneliness creates space within us, But tough times in life will create the true person in Us..
Hightly civilized quote at Tokyo bus stand:
"Only bus stops here, not time.So don't waste your time, keep moving with your duties.?"
My Message To the World:-"If you Like Me , Raise Your Hand.
If Not , Raise Your Standards…."
-Napolean wrote on wall of his palace
Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope,
not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything.
- by Napoleon Hill
There are 3 D's in life:Desire ,Determination & Dedication you need
all 3 to go somewhere but it all starts with 4th D "Dream"
Wake up to chase above 3 D's.
Men & Women : The Ultimate Facts...
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Men:
************
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women:
************
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.
************
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women:
************
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.
Today's Quote...
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Progress has little to do with the speed,
But much to do with the direction.
So always concentrate on your direction,
Not on speed! :)
But much to do with the direction.
So always concentrate on your direction,
Not on speed! :)
Good Morning...
A Morning is a wonderful blessing,
either Cloudy or Sunny.
It stands for hope,
giving us another start of what we call Life.
Gud Morning & Have a nice day.
Keep Smiling..(*-*)
either Cloudy or Sunny.
It stands for hope,
giving us another start of what we call Life.
Gud Morning & Have a nice day.
Keep Smiling..(*-*)
Why men are happier...
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Men are just simply happier people, and here is why...
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all of your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all of your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
ToDaY's WaRnInG
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Larry Ellison (ORACLE) grins seeing this, rivalry at its best …!!!J Once Larry said that I love sailing n I like it more when I'm winning against Microsoft…!!!
More Excellent quotes...
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Click on the pics attached. Its having amazing words.
Words of Wisdom!
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1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm .
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane .
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What
the hell happened?"
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of
jalapenos .
